why can’t dick taste like fruit roll-ups?
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UM HONESTLY
Smh now I gotta wrap a fruit roll up around my dick.
This post makes me want some fruit roll-ups………
I’ve been wanting to try a fruit roll-up flavored dick for awhile now. i hear it adds to the experience for both parties. skittles too, but i think umma choke on one and die lol
Lmfaooo @cicizinterlude so did this ever happen?
Yo I wanna try this
Tumblr has the power to change your sex life.
few tips for people with vaginas
1. Use baby wipes every time.
2. Drink at least 5 bottles of water a day
3. Incorporate grapefruit, pineapples, mangos, watermelon, berries, & yogurt into your diet.
4. Exfoliate before you shave.
5. Use tea tree oil to moisturize the areas that you shave.
6. Use the tea tree oil daily.
7. Take your vitamins.
8. Invest in a soap that’s just for your vagina.
You’re welcome.
I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s important so.
Be VERY careful with the vagina-specific soap though. Harsh scents and colors will throw off your entire pH and get your REAL sick.
Farewell to the Half-Blood Prince. ( p_q) RIP Alan Rickman. You are in our hearts.
Why do we all have that ugly boy that broke our hearts
I’m that ugly boy
14th January 2016 we have lost another member of our Harry Potter family.
R.I.P. Alan Rickman.
You will never be forgotten, and may you live on in our hearts, always.
BTW, are those Lilies? Or is this heartbreak causing me to imagine them because either way, I’m crying again.
remember how this made our hearts flutter?
THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD